I think I was minding my own business as per usual (really), when all of a sudden I dropped everything and realized I was late for school. There's something disturbing about the notion but I can't tell what.

Anyway, since exams are tomorrow I put together an ( ALL-ENCOMPASSING CHEAT SHEET. )

*ahem*

I, Edward Elric, The Great, The Mighty

Fullmetal Alchemist...!!
...am offering the services of my PURE GENIUS to the highest paying employer.

Whatever good it may do you.

[[ooc: Ed's got the "I'm a Professional" grab bag curse. Ohoho.]]